im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Randomize
