Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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