Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I see more hoeing in ur future
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