Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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