I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
