How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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