Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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