So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
We talked him into tasing himself.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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