Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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