I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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