so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
