Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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