You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I want to have your abortion
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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