Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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