yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
If you need anything just hit me up
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Noted.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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