i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Randomize
