you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
They took my balls.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
