I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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