would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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