I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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