In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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