There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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