BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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