Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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