So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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