I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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