So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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