Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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