conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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