i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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