You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just googled if crying burns calories
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Randomize
