You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
