That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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