"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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