Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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