its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
All I want is dick and wine.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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