I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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