I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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