By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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