Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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