is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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