Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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