yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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