Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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