is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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