Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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