Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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