one might say we're banned from that church
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
How does one acquire holy water?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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