the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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