sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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