I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
is that a dick in a sweater?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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