I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she looked like the before picture.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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