I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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