she was so not down for the gang bang
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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