Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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