make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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